AUGUST 8, 2004
AMBER ALERT ISSUED
Chicago, IL -- An Amber Alert was issued today for Shred Eagle's former bass player, Philip Bynoe. The Illinois State Police issued the Amber Alert for the greater Chicagoland area, including "the Region" in Northwest Indiana, for the missing bass player and his Yahama bass. When asked why the state police issued an Amber Alert, which is normally intended only for the most serious, time-critical child abduction cases, for Bynoe, who is an adult bassist that was abducted by a foreign terrorist organization, Officer Larry Reynolds stated, "We didn't know what else to do."
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